Funny Social Media

Or, “funny comments I put in my Venmo transactions”

My wife had a bunch of her friends over a few weeks ago for some witchery called “Bunco.” As I greeted people at the door (on my way out to do more manly things like pickleball) one of the ladies stopped me and said, “I LOVE your Venmo messages. We share them in a ladies group I belong to!”

Wait, wut?

I mean, I knew they were public, but I never thought anyone would actually pat attention to them. Generally, I try to be inappropriate or funny, depending on whom I’m paying. Also, because Venmo…